Tuesday, January 20, 2009

DAY 42, MILE 6

In keeping with my "deployment as a marathon" analogy, I just blew through Mile 6. Only 20 more to go. The endorphins are just starting to kick in. Not really, I'm just saying . . .

Let me take you on a tour of what I look at for countless hours every day of the week - MY DESK. Starting from right to left:

White binder, nerf football, whey protein powder, phone, Garmin GPS running watch, picture of me and Tiff in Hawaii, a military bottled water, my laptop (logged into this blog, of course) and headphones to listen to XM radio, some spreadsheet printouts, my "Dad" coffee mug, and my 9mm w/ 2 magazines.

Carrying a weapon everywhere I go is new to me. Before this deployment, I handled a gun for a grand total of 1 day (in basic training). That was it. Now, I'm a regular Dirty Harry. I'm packing day and night. Every once and awhile, I start to chuckle when I think about what I happen to be doing while armed. So, here we go . . .

Top 10 things I never thought I'd do while armed (add "while armed" to the end of each statement for effect):

10. Play catch with a nerf football

9. Lift weights

8. Share a workspace with 10 other armed individuals

7. Talk to my family on a web cam

6. Get pissed at my boss (remember the "while armed" part)

5. Eat cookies and milk

4. Discuss gun control laws with co-workers

3. Blog

2. Sit on a toilet

1. Go to a "war" zone

137 days to go.


3 comments:

NS said...

This might be your finest piece yet.

Big Fatty said...

I refuse to believe running did not make the list!

Bill from ABQ said...

Running did not make the list because they allow personnel to secure weapons while running. I might give up running if I had to carry my piece.